got naked and felt up by a blonde

it's true but not entirely accurate.

spent the morning at the Hanmer hot springs. Lots of different pools with varying temperatures of water and some rotten egg sulphur pools. Surprisingly relaxing to just lie in hot water. i know you're going to say it's just like having a bath, but i don't really like baths. i get bored. there's only so much amusement you can get by farting in a bath and if you haven;t eaten beans before bathing, well, then that's out of the question anyway.

hot springs = :)

then i decided to treat myself to a massage. they had quite a posh spa area that was allsectioned off and indoors. i wandered in in my swimming trunks (toight speedos - porn star, i know. i don't care, i'm in foreign!) with my towel draped over my shoulder. everyone else inside was wearing proper clothes. you know how you gets that dream where you're at work or school and everyone else is staring at you. you wonder why and look down to find you're naked. imagine that, but real - not quite that bad, i had my toight speedos on, but i did feel a little underdressed!

everyone was quite good about it really. must be due to my enourmaous package ;)

anyway, had a massage. she was quite tough. it hurt. i've discovered i'm actually rather ticklish in certain places. was rather tense throughout the ticklish massaging. in fact i'm still aching and it's evening time. i hope she hasn't broken me :(